Saturday, March 9, 2013


Can't sleep it doesn't help that my phone is festering with apps and the house has a decent wifi signal...I've spent my sleepless hours spring cleaning my phone then refilling with some time wasting I'm tired and the sun isn't far from the horizon....i think maybe the cause of my insomnia may have something to do with my little sleepover buddies and their heavy breathing convention with the dry cough sideshow.....while my sister enjoys her weekend respite.....I'm not a contortionist my body is crying as I'm being knead and bent and I think I might be developing simultaneously claustrophobia and vertigo as one child is glued to my back another crushing my legs and am hanging for dear life by the edge of the bed starring at the cold hard wooden floor fiddling away on the phone while I try to extract myself without waking anyone......can you get deep vein thrombosis from sleeping awkwardly?....I can't feel my legsand somebody farted great I can add suffocation to my list.

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