Absent Because Life Happened

Thats right life came and interrupted my idleness it broke into my quiet little crab shell in the dead of the night like an armed swat team on crack guns blazing scaring the shit out of me as bullets exploded everywhere tearing into anything solid...handcuffed me and dragged me out kicking and screaming to a larger cell called life...no I am obviously lying sorry I'm a certified pathological liar..thats also a lie I've never been accredited for my lies...the banal truth is I just forgot.