Saturday, September 29, 2012


You know that saying of get a pet and fuck up the carpet or get a kid and fuck up our lives..go for the fucking pet because kids fuck up everything the carpet walls furniture your life they destroy without impunity or discrimination these little nutters are the ultimate decepticons they look innocent but are dangerous destructive machines hell bent on your total domination okay maybe not so much your domination but complete control of your purse...anyways I'm currently shopping for the perfect child substitute pet something small not so needy and requires very little cleaning maybe I should consider a virtual pet instant reset and less guilt if okay when it dies...tamagotchi rest in peace.

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