Old New Home

After the sudden and over due departure from crap island I've been lingering in a funk it's felt like a slow building marathon that suddenly turned into a muscle cramping sprint that's left me listless my brain is still tinkering away but my body hasn't got the will..moving is always overwhelming what with the packing up and leaving your fimilarity to build a whole new fimilar....well I've been looking forward to coming home for so long now that I'm home it's great but it's been smothered by reality... the reality of having to get a job and rebuilding my pile of stuff my all important horde of useless precious stuff.

Maybe it's the letting go off five years it's a large chunk of a lifetime....my turbulent love hate relationship with crap island is proving slightly hard to purge .

Winter Woes

Good Morning and still snowing turning into a blizzard….this was the cold depressing site that welcomed us home after years of voluntary exile to the Mediterranean that sudden flight sensation you feel when you want to retreat to warmness yes that's called you brains common sense saying SCREW THIS SHIT TAKE ME BACK TO CRAP ISLAND I’M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING…..this is a winter of discontent but off course the little ones are eager to experience frost bite.

Tree Protocol

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Fucking Christmas Tree……this is usually the theme song I sing inside my head after Christmas YES YES I’m crazy doesn’t make Christmas trees less fucking annoying putting them up is a hassle all that care and attention just so your tree doesn’t look like a gang of blind elf's attacked it with missiles of tinsel and baubles….once up then its awwwww after Christmas then its FUCK its still there the Christmas tree removal fairy doesn’t exist DAMMIT……then its a matter of how many days can I prolong the inevitable it lasted 18 days 18 days into the new year before we took it down mostly motivated by our departure from Crap Island yes to be honest it would have been sitting there for much longer……we are a species of gatherers, gatherers of stuff an awful lot of stuff that you don’t realise until you have to move to the next hoarding cave.

Late To The Party

I know I’m late with the Christmas post and New Year too……but I’m committing to my laziness and welcoming the new year as I mean to go on completely unprepared and arriving at the end of the party….Well Christmas came once the presents were opened and rubbish packed it felt like a normal Sunday with more stuff to clean up after…New Year it hardly got noticed it was more like the unwanted stepchild that got cast into the corner and told to shut it and so the old year sadly slipped away as I greeted the new year soberly with great indifference…2012 ended it was the best of times but most a soul sucking bitch a year of hardships and misery that we greeted with perseverance and a smile so children could remain completely oblivious to the stress and tears and overbearing fears yes 2012 we survived teetering on the edge….2013 we said goodbye Crap Island having completed Olympic style hurdle jumps then it was HELLOOO England you bastard I’d forgotten how cold you’ve been….SERIOUSLY FUCKING COLD.

Schooled by Mother Nature

Its times like these when I'm sitting at home at the mercy of another of Mother Natures rants that I'm truly humbled which is quickly over taken by indignation "YOU INCONCEIVABLE WANKER" is my favorite train that I like to jump on riding it leaves me mostly I mean completely pissed off boiling enough to make my own cup of tea.....apparently in this technological age all it takes is a little wind, rain a bit flashy lights here and there and the fucking wimpy internet cowers back to the dark age sometimes dragging electricity along for company to make it truly dark....so what do I do sit and wait I reload so many times that if this was some form of masturbation I think I would have had multiple orgasms by now...reload while trying to read not a book those are gathering dust on the shelves....eBooks equal no paper cuts and when I get bored with the actual reading stuff the reader comes packed with lots of nifty tools then its fiddling with the phone plenty of time wasting apps and games installed for just such an occasion or family gatherings....so why the whine well its winter I'm cold its raining and everything is going slowly and I want to crawl back into bed...I think I'll go do that maybe until spring.

Mans World Truly Fucked Up

Tunisian prosecutor seeks new indecency charges against rape victim - TUNISIA - FRANCE 24 Its either the world is fucked up and only thanks to the instant information age that we're noticing or there's too many quasi-men that are fucked up and we're suddenly are able to quantify them...why can't we dump all garbage i.e pedophiles rapists and serial killers into one continent I hear Antarctica is available I'm sure we'd all gladly pay for their shipping in small box crates and dumped down...with parachutes off course I'm NOT totally heartless I vote parachutes be made from lightweight strong materials fishing nets are light and strong aren't they.

Bully Tactics

Israel to build new Jewish settlement homes after UN Palestine vote shame shame I know your name...
a bully by any other name is still a bully.